<P>5 parenting inventions that don</P>

<P>I would be great at coming up with genius ideas that would make my life easier, and having some other person dedicate the time, money, and knowhow to bring my ideas to fruition. I can even assign a number to the amount of times I said wish [insert crazy, yet helpful idea here] existed, just to make this moment easier/slightly more convenient. of the ideas I had could actually be considered helpful to many, but others are probably exhausted nods to my slipping sanity and would bring me under the radar of CPS. Judge for yourself, but I think it pretty obvious.</P>

<P>1. A strap that keeps the pacifier in your baby mouth so you not forced to play that game of replacing baby pacifier all night long. It likely that this idea came to me as I did the Zombie Shuffle to my daughter room for the one thousandth time in the middle of the night. Doesn seem so great on paper.</P>

<P>2. The sheer amounts of dog hair, goldfish crackers, broken crayons, and puzzle pieces strewn about would choke that thing on it first day. However, wouldn it be nice if there was one that was able to constantly vacuum up toys? Perhaps it could organize them and put them away, too? I don <B><a href="http://www.vougers.com/isabel-marant-c-67/">isabel marant shoes</a></B> know how that would be possible, but I only the creative mind of this operation.</P>

<P>3. On any average summer day, temperatures outside easily reach a balmy 95 degrees. Inside the car, I no mathematician, but I guessing it gets to be around 500 degrees, give or take. I sure those buckles feel nice on exposed skin. I don know how you cool those buckles, but again, I just the creative genius here.</P>

<P>4. On days where it too yucky to be outside, my toddler runs around the house all crazylike. She at the perfect height to smack her head against every corner in our house. If I could put her in a hamster ball, she could run into everything with no problem. Bonus if this ball could somehow generate power for the house as she was running around in it. But <B><a href="http://www.vougers.com/isabel-marant-c-67/">isabel marant shoes online</a></B> now that I thinking about it, my childhood hamster frequently tumbled down the stairs in his ball. I guess this is another one of those good ideas. You put on baby socks, and within mere seconds, one is off and already missing. Every. Single. Time.</P>

<P>What are some parenting inventions you wish existed?</P>

<P>Along with baby socks that actually stay on, how about hats and mittens that do the same. Every time we get out of car, I have to locate the hats and mittens my child has discarded while I freeze half hanging out of the car!</P>

<P>Also, I wish I had Xray vision to determine how soon my potty training toddler has until she need to go. It would also help me to determine if she has anything left in the tank so to speak. Selfcleaning underwear would also be awesome. I am doing so much laundry! Seriously, thank heavens for washers and dryers!</P>